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Response Time

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

April 19, 2002

Rumor: A man who couldn't motivate police to respond to a break-in on his property reported that ...

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Thigh Theft

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Jan. 23, 2002

Have thieves been replacing women's thighs with oatmeal?

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Stealing Wheelbarrows

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

July 1, 2001

Clever thief finds an inventive way to steal right under a guard's nose.

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Cremains Mistaken for Cocaine

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

May 7, 2001

Thieves steal 'cocaine' which turns out to be the cremated remains of a householder's relative.

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Rape Prevention Advice

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

March 7, 2001

Will heeding the advice given in an Internet missive keep you from being raped?

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'Frozen Brain' Shoplifter

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Feb. 17, 2001

Did a shoplifter who stashed a frozen chicken under her hat die of 'frozen brain'?

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Granny on the Roof Rack

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Dec. 17, 2000

Did a car thief steal an automobile with a dead body in it?

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Giftwrapped Garbage

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Dec. 9, 2000

During a recent garbage strike, did clever folks giftwrap their trash and leave it in unlocked cars?

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Getting the Strap

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Nov. 3, 2000

Women beheaded by purse snatchers?

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Wildcat in the Suitcase

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

July 24, 2000

Thieves make off with a suitcase, only to find it contained a wildcat.

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Kidney Theft II

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

June 16, 2000

Did a college student lose both his kidneys to organ thieves?

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Did a 'Gun-Toting Granny' Shoot Two Rapists' Testicles Off?

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

March 8, 2000

Reports that an Australian grandmother blew the testicles off the two men who raped her granddau ...

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Menu Shouldn't Trust

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Dec. 28, 1999

Burglars target women who fill out room service breakfast orders which indicate they're travelin ...

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Slasher Under the Car

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Nov. 19, 1999

Do thieves hid under people's cars to slash their ankles?

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Is Killing a Praying Mantis Illegal?

Written by: David Mikkelson

Oct. 30, 1999

Since praying mantises are not humans or on the endangered species list, you can kill them witho ...

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Theft of Well-Guarded Car

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

July 7, 1999

A well-guarded car proves not to have been so well-guarded after all.

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Carjacking Irony

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

April 29, 1999

A driver foils an attempted carjacking by ignoring a 'body' lying on the road, then inadvertentl ...

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The Jogger's Billfold

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Feb. 9, 1999

Did a jogger unwittingly commit a theft?

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Tylenol Murders

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Jan. 14, 1999

All about the aftermath of the Tylenol poisonings.

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Drunk Takes Police Car

Written by: Barbara Mikkelson

Dec. 31, 1998

Drunk mistakenly takes a police car and parks it in his garage.

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