the borowitz report
Written by: Nick Hardinges
June 29, 2025
U.S. President Donald Trump has repeatedly said he deserves to win the award for his part in bro ...
Written by: Taija PerryCook
May 29, 2025
A real military parade on Trump's birthday is still going ahead as planned.
Written by: Jordan Liles
April 23, 2025
Numerous social media users shared the purported news headline "Trump Urges Vatican to Select Ne ...
Written by: Taija PerryCook
April 10, 2025
A report claimed Bondi said the employee “raised suspicions” by using “telltale phrases like ‘du ...
Written by: Amelia Clarke
April 9, 2025
Kennedy was claimed to have said the market was plummeting because investors were in a "bad mood ...
Written by: Jack Izzo
Jan. 29, 2025
The new defense secretary faced intense questioning about past drinking habits during his Senate ...
Written by: Nur Ibrahim
Jan. 14, 2025
The former president supposedly said "the best part of heaven" is knowing that President-elect D ...
Written by: Laerke Christensen
Dec. 3, 2024
The alleged appointment came amid a series of legitimate Trump nominations.
Written by: Nick Hardinges
June 11, 2024
Donald Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records on May 30, 2024.
Written by: Dan Evon
July 5, 2019
A couple of humorous incidents prompted some some social media users to ask the question.
Written by: David Mikkelson
June 24, 2019
"It’s like when Puff Daddy changed his name to P Diddy," Palin also reportedly said. "You’re not ...
Written by: Dan Evon
April 12, 2019
"Trump praised Loughlin for her 'disruptive approach' to college admissions and expressed hope t ...
Written by: Dan Evon
Jan. 31, 2019
For some readers, the line between presidential satire and reality grows hazier every day.
Written by: Dan MacGuill
Aug. 10, 2018
“Let’s say, for example, that these gay aliens can assume human form. What’s to stop them from i ...
Written by: David Mikkelson
Jan. 25, 2018
President Trump may not talk to special counsel Robert Mueller after all, but not because he was ...
Written by: Dan Evon
Feb. 14, 2017
Reports that the Education Secretary said a 40 percent approval rating meant President Donald Tr ...
Written by: Stephanie Larsen
Jan. 9, 2017
Outside the world of satire, Russian president Vladimir Putin won't be among those performing at ...
Written by: Dan Evon
Dec. 3, 2016
Reports that New Jersey governor Chris Christie had been arrested for keying Donald Trump's limo ...
Written by: Kim LaCapria
Nov. 28, 2016
A report that Donald Trump tapped El Chapo as head of the Drug Enforcement Administration origin ...
Written by: David Mikkelson
Oct. 29, 2016
The Queen has not urged Americans to write in her name on Election Day in order to transition th ...
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